The Fyre Festival
I haven’t written anything substantial in a while – this ol’ page has been defunct for years …
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Food Shopping
In an effort to offset the 96 straight hours of gluttony that is Thanksgiving Weekend, I …
The Fear: Your Comprehensive Guide to the Sunday Scaries
In different parts of the world, they refer to it as different things. Out on the …
Home Livin’
For the entire holiday stretch, I’ve been back at my parents house in northern New Jersey, …
The Gym: Part 1
For a while now, I’ve been pinning any hope I have of living past the age …
The Gym, Part II: Cardio
“Cardio” has a funny connotation these days. Usually, guys think of ways to “get their cardio …
Making New Year’s Resolutions, Murderer Style
I never watched The Jinx, and I never listened to Serial. Despite loving anything HBO and …
Vacation, All I Ever Wanted: Part II
This is Part II of my documentation of a recent family trip. If you missed it, Part …
Vacation, All I Ever Wanted: Part I
February in New York city is depressing. Everyone is in survival mode. There’s no time for …
A November Shower
Today was the day every New Yorker has to deal with eventually: the first day in …