Daily Random: A cluster of trash in the internet ocean.

Daily Random: Stay until your leg falls asleep.

Daily Random: Chortle quietly in your office bathroom.

Daily Random: A proud future sponsor of the Parker House.

Daily Random: Because you’re in a subway stop with WiFi.

Daily Random: Straddling the line of Distastefulness while deepthroating Honesty.

Daily Random: Like Baristanet without the menopause, which really ends up being nothing.

Daily Random: Read two and pass.

Daily Random: What the fuck is the Kiwanis Club?

Daily Random: #cursed

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