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The Fyre Festival

The Fyre Festival

I haven’t written anything substantial in a while – this ol’ page has been defunct for years now – but considering I was an actual attendee at the now-infamous Fyre Festival … well, sometimes it’s not …

Food Shopping

In an effort to offset the 96 straight hours of gluttony that is Thanksgiving Weekend, I decided to go food shopping last night… for the first time in a year and a half. Yes, it’s …

Home Livin’

For the entire holiday stretch, I’ve been back at my parents house in northern New Jersey, relaxing in a suburban oasis that is shockingly different from my day-to-day existence in Manhattan. Minus the tropical climate …

The Gym: Part 1

For a while now, I’ve been pinning any hope I have of living past the age of 50 on future advances in medicine. “Oh, whatever,” I’ll say, ordering up another round. “In fifteen years, we’ll …

The Gym, Part II: Cardio

“Cardio” has a funny connotation these days. Usually, guys think of ways to “get their cardio in”; they play basketball, or toss a football around, or just plain skip it. Me? I’m a basic bitch …

Vacation, All I Ever Wanted: Part I

February in New York city is depressing. Everyone is in survival mode. There’s no time for pleasantries or casual sex; all of your energy must be conserved for putting one foot ahead of the other, …

A November Shower

Today was the day every New Yorker has to deal with eventually: the first day in November when showering in the morning really, really sucks, and you realize it’ll probably suck for the next four …