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I haven’t written anything substantial in a while – this ol’ page has been defunct for years now – but considering I was an actual attendee at the now-infamous Fyre Festival … well, sometimes it’s not …

In an effort to offset the 96 straight hours of gluttony that is Thanksgiving Weekend, I decided to go food shopping last night… for the first time in a year and a half. Yes, it’s …

In different parts of the world, they refer to it as different things. Out on the West Coast, it’s Mr. Scary (as in, “Oh, boy. Mister Scary is coming to visit today”). You’ll hear “The …

For the entire holiday stretch, I’ve been back at my parents house in northern New Jersey, relaxing in a suburban oasis that is shockingly different from my day-to-day existence in Manhattan. Minus the tropical climate …

For a while now, I’ve been pinning any hope I have of living past the age of 50 on future advances in medicine. “Oh, whatever,” I’ll say, ordering up another round. “In fifteen years, we’ll …

“Cardio” has a funny connotation these days. Usually, guys think of ways to “get their cardio in”; they play basketball, or toss a football around, or just plain skip it. Me? I’m a basic bitch …

I never watched The Jinx, and I never listened to Serial. Despite loving anything HBO and being a big fan of podcasts, they both exploded onto the scene too quickly for me to join in …

This is Part II of my documentation of a recent family trip. If you missed it, Part I can be found here. * * * * * – Any time I walk through the jet bridge …

February in New York city is depressing. Everyone is in survival mode. There’s no time for pleasantries or casual sex; all of your energy must be conserved for putting one foot ahead of the other, …

Today was the day every New Yorker has to deal with eventually: the first day in November when showering in the morning really, really sucks, and you realize it’ll probably suck for the next four …